Your business is probably invisible to AI.

When someone asks ChatGPT to recommend a business like yours, you don't show up. Your product pages are thin, your metadata is missing, your story isn't written down anywhere an LLM can find it.

And you're not going to fix that yourself. You're not going to learn structured data, meta tags, and how AI decides what to recommend. You run a business. If it hasn't happened in five years, it's not going to happen now — unless someone does it for you.

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How it works
1

We audit your online presence

Every page, every platform, every signal an AI agent would use to decide whether to recommend you.

2

You get a report

Scored by category, with specific actions. Not a 50-page PDF. A page you can actually read.

3

We fix what's broken

An AI agent rewrites your product descriptions, fixes your meta tags, sets up your Google Business — in your voice, not AI slop. See how →

“The gap between the quality of the work and the quality of the online presence is severe.”
From the Bureau Bonanza audit — an award-winning design studio scoring 1.5/5 online
What it costs
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Brand Audit
Free

Find out where you stand. A full audit of your online presence — scored, with specific actions.

  • Every platform checked
  • SEO & AI discoverability scored
  • Prioritised action list
  • Shareable report page
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Ongoing
Content & Strategy
Custom

Ongoing content that keeps you visible. Blog posts, social content, platform management — with a human in the loop.

  • Monthly content calendar
  • Blog posts & articles
  • Social media content
  • Platform management
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What the £499 actually gets you

Everything is written in your voice. We analyse your existing copy — website, social, however you actually write — and build a voice profile before producing anything. Nothing sounds like AI wrote it.

We do

  • Rewrite every meta title & description
  • Add JSON-LD structured data to your pages
  • Rewrite product & service descriptions
  • Rewrite your About page
  • Write case studies from your existing work
  • Set up & optimise your Google Business profile
  • Write social bios for every platform
  • Submit to directories & review sites
  • Fix Shopify SEO, sitemap & 404 issues
  • Create content pages you're missing

We guide you through

  • Updating Google Business photos & pin
  • Connecting platform accounts you own
  • Adding portfolio or product images
  • Requesting client testimonials (we write the email)
  • Creating accounts on platforms you're missing
  • Anything that needs your login or approval
Real audit
Willow Leather
Handmade leather goods, solo maker. See exactly what the report looks like.
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Deep dive
How the system works
What we check, how we fix it, and the AI machinery under the hood.
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